No Nuance November
Written for my Creative writing multimedia class. the assignment was to create a podcast episode based on any subject.
Intro: One of my friends uses TikTok and she was telling me about this trend going on for the month of November. Essentially, you are just supposed to give your hot takes without any explanation. Among my friends I am known for some *interesting* opinions and being as undecided as I was about what to do my podcast on I figured that this would be perfect for this assignment. So without further ado here is *My* No Nuance November
Cheesecake IS a type of pie
Just because the audience’s expectations were subverted does NOT mean it was a good story
*cough cough game of thrones*
Azula deserves a redemption ark and an apology from sexist ass Iroh
Cake is just sweet bread
White America is oppressing sweet potato pie in favor of the inferior pumpkin pie
For a non-religious government religion is wayyyy too intertwined with politics
Saying the pledge of allegiance is weird
Men who are into dark humor are definitely bigots
Reverse racism does NOT exist
American Vandal and The Get Down should not have been cancelled and were the best Netflix originals
Aquarius is the Least valid sun sign
Enter rapid fire mode
Not everything needs a sequel
Not everything needs to be remade
The Disney “live action” remakes aren’t even live action
CGI isn’t always better than practical effects
Exit Rapid Fire Mode
Timothy shal-a-meh looks like the cigarettes he be smoking in all them damn movies
Not all swifties are racists /but/ all racists like Taylor Swift
Enter Rapid Fire Mode
Green apples are better than red apples
White grapes are better than purple grapes
Exit Rapid Fire Mode
iPhones are trash
Cottagecore is like two steps away from cottoncore
Miracle whip makes NO sense. I have no idea what it is but I hate it.
Golden Oreos deserve more love
Sparkling water is the Purrrfect drink
Icarly was not as funny as Nickelodeon wanted you to think it was
Mac and cheese with a roux is better than mac and cheese with the cheese mixed in ... that shit is Nasty ... stop it
America needs to have less states
Jackie and Hyde should’ve ended up together
Often people incorrectly use satire and irony
A ship consisting of 2 white gays isn’t more progressive than a heterosexual interracial relationship
Aquaman is a great superhero ... STOP hating on my mans
Bobby Flay is not a great chef /and he's a prick/
The world owes Megan Fox an apology
Steak should only be eaten mid-rare; anything else is a crime against cows
Ironman is trash[to be said with whole chest]
Leonardo DiCaprio pretty much plays a different version of the same character in every movie
Tv shows should not be everlasting; they need to run their desired course, pack their bags and then leave
Bicycles need different seats
Aliens exist *pause* and if you disagree you’re a narcissist
Most people do not know how to take valid critiques of their favorite media
Spotify is the superior music streaming service
Pineapple belongs on pizza, if you disagree you're incorrect
Futurama was wayyy better than most adult animation shows
Family Guy is not funny ... like at all
When done correctly cancel culture is not toxic
Grape flavored things ... suck
If Grey’s Anatomy is your favorite TV show you have questionable taste at best
Nothing in this world is black and white so we need nuance